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    #id
    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    This one has got a bit of a man chin as well.

    In fact there are 3 man chin women in the list
    3 man chin women? Reminds me of a holiday to Thailand. I still have nightmares.
    I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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      #id
      I don't really see any entertainment in a bunch of tossers shouting "No, I want to suck Suralan knob first" at each other for an hour.

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        #id
        Originally posted by Drewster View Post
        ".....Debra, was awarded 'mouth of the year' at her office Christmas party"

        I love that sot of Xmas party!!

        Did they do Shag of the Year and B*ttflip of the...
        WTF is "Mouth of the Year"? Should have been "Jaw of the Century" shirley!
        I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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          #id
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          Pretty strong competition from this one I would have said:

          http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/cand...c_400014.shtml
          You are right. Let's agree that they are all ugly fu**wit no-hopers.
          Sval-Baard Consulting Ltd - we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.

          Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational signature about being a winner.

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            #id
            Originally posted by Svalbaard View Post
            You are right. Let's agree that they are all ugly fu**wit no-hopers.
            No NO NO!! Lets take the Piss out of the Blokes first!!!!

            Then....Let's agree that they are all ugly fu**wit no-hopers

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              #id
              Here is a late entry http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/candidates/biographies/c_400015.shtml

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                #id
                Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                No NO NO!! Lets take the Piss out of the Blokes first!!!!

                Then....Let's agree that they are all ugly fu**wit no-hopers
                No no, YOU can take the pi** out of the blokes as my life is too short to be spending it on any of these fuc*ers lol!!!!
                Sval-Baard Consulting Ltd - we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.

                Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational signature about being a winner.

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                  Here is a late entry http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/cand...c_400015.shtml
                  Nice hair though. Very Boardroom.
                  I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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                    #id
                    I would
                    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                    I preferred version 1!

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                      I would
                      Yes, but would she?
                      I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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