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I thought it was a joke
Oxymoron - foxymoron - there's no f in oxymoron
(there is no effing oxymoron)
maybe I should go for a lie down
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Sorry - Could I just clarify this - I wouldn't want to start any idle gossip.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI wish it was.... poor sod. I think we nearly killed him with drink. He couldn't even make it to the downstairs loo. It was this time last year too.
SP - where are you??
You wish that "Sockpuppet puking in your sink" were a euphamism for
a) SP performing a cunning sex act
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b) You (really) wish that SP hadn't (really) puked in your (real) sinkComment
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I assumed that was a somewhat obvious (cunning pun) and CM was just ignoring it!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI thought it was a joke
Oxymoron - foxymoron - there's no f in oxymoron
(there is no effing oxymoron)
I hope you are not suggesting that she didn't!Comment
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there is a fish swimming around me with a funny light on its headOriginally posted by Drewster View PostI assumed that was a somewhat obvious (cunning pun) and CM was just ignoring it!
I hope you are not suggesting that she didn't!
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That'll be the result of too much caffine and herbal ciggiesOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postthere is a fish swimming around me with a funny light on its head
What ever you do don't be tempted to bite......
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it's because I am getting so far out of my depth on this oneOriginally posted by Drewster View PostThat'll be the result of too much caffine and herbal ciggies
What ever you do don't be tempted to bite......
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He's busy it seems - clearing out his flat, although cos he just moved in a year ago **** knows what he needs to clear out... he said he will pop by later!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostIt's a possibility...
Hang on -I'll see where he is...
BOriginally posted by Drewster View PostSorry - Could I just clarify this - I wouldn't want to start any idle gossip.
You wish that "Sockpuppet puking in your sink" were a euphamism for
a) SP performing a cunning sex act
or
b) You (really) wish that SP hadn't (really) puked in your (real) sink
Too pissed right now to recognise a pun!Originally posted by Drewster View PostI assumed that was a somewhat obvious (cunning pun) and CM was just ignoring it!
I hope you are not suggesting that she didn't!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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