Job of the Week!!!

[Dark Black]

Piggies dont tend to bite (unless you're a carrot) but they can give you a hearty nibble.
Unlike blooming kittens - who rip you to pieces!

There are really sweet - wanted some but I don't they'd get on with cats

[EternalOptimist]

There are really sweet - wanted some but I don't they'd get on with cats

One of our four cats is a little black and white Al Quaeda terrorist. When I have had a few ales and am raiding the fridge, I put little strips of ham on her back and the other three chase her round the house and try to eat her.

am I a bad person ?

[BoredBloke]

Someone will take it because it is better than nothing, and the number of people on nothing is growing.

true - but how many people who really have those skills are going to trade them for that rate. I suspect this is likely to be one where somebody who can just about spell SQL gets the gig and uses it to further their education.

[Mich the Tester]

One of our four cats is a little black and white Al Quaeda terrorist. When I have had a few ales and am raiding the fridge, I put little strips of ham on her back and the other three chase her round the house and try to eat her.

am I a bad person ?

Only if she can’t defend herself. I have two black and white cats, both of whom are very mild-mannered in the home, but in the presence of a dog they can be so vicious and warlike I have renamed the older of the two Henry V;

In peace there's nothing so becomes a moggy
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the whiff of dogs blows in our nose,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest moggies.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their swords for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to moggies of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war.