Anyone here own a gun?

[EternalOptimist]

Bottle of vodka laced with something nasty and left where they will find it. Job done.

I want to look em in the eye and come out with something catchy.

The headline will read

'All I did was call him Hitler and throw a few stones at him, then he puts his hand in his pocket and says to me, 'I know what you're thinking punk, is it an ipod or is it a device that will deliver one million volts to my pustulant body'

well I dont know what pustulant means, so I sneered at him, then zzzzBAMzzz. I woke up six hours later with all my hair singed off.'