Here's a good example of a vendor that hasn't woken up yet

[Foxy Moron]

You don't want to be shooting a Peasant with a shotgun

[fckvwls]

Peasant.

I'll be upgrading soon

[OwlHoot]

http://www.primelocation.com/uk-prop.../id/EDWI112776

Would you pay £900,000 for basically a bog std house on a tiny plot?

I love the way the ad says "approaching 1/3rd of an acre".

[Sockpuppet]

Built 4 years ago! More like 40 looks like something from the fooking seventies.

[BrowneIssue]

It has a Guildford post code, different world to Wiltshire.

The huge 7 bedroom, thatched cottages in my little bit of Wiltshire are eye-poppingly expensive.

I wouldn't be here if I wasn't renting.

(But it doesn't stop the locals from being inbred, illiterate, uneducated Bennies, despite being millionaires on paper.)