Celebs who visit Africa to tell us how bad it is

[Foxy Moron]

A third are Muslim also. But yes I know bumty bumty is the only form of contraception practiced.

IMHO the charidie is a bit like pooring money into a sink that has no plug.

[EternalOptimist]

A third are Muslim also. But yes I know bumty bumty is the only form of contraception practiced.

lol
bumty bumty.

'Ah Amara, my dear. We can not afford any more children, so turn over and bite the pillow'

[Foxy Moron]

Never heard the bumty bumty joke? From memory ..so sorry if carp..

English man, Irish man, and a Scot, crash on a desert island.

Immediately they are surrounded by tribesmen pointing spears at them.

"Oh gosh" says the Englishman "this doesn't look good chaps"

As soon as he can utter the words, the Chief says "Death or Bumty Bumty" in a stern voice, while looking toward the Scottish man.

Hearing this he shouts "ye'll never take me alive" and makes a run for it.. at first it looks like he might make the trees, but eventually they spear him to death.

The Chief then turns to the Englishman, he once again utters "Death or Bumty Bumty?"
The Englishman thinks to himself, "how bad can this Bumty Bumty thing be?"

"Bumpty Bumpty, old chap" he utters unconfidently

Upon which the chief drops his trousers to reveal a ginormous endowment which he then begins to use to bum the English man.
After hours of abuse, the Chief becomes tired and the Englishman eventually manages to wriggle free, runs off, but is speared to death like the Scot before him..


The Irish man gulps as he waits for the inevitable

"Death or Bumty, Bumty" says the chief


The Irishman would rather die than be degraded

"Death" he shouts

"Death..........

by Bumty Bumty" says the Chief

[Doggy Styles]

Never heard the bumty bumty joke? From memory ..so sorry if carp..

English man, Irish man, and a Scot, crash on a desert island.

Immediately they are surrounded by tribesmen pointing spears at them.

"Oh gosh" says the Englishman "this doesn't look good chaps"

As soon as he can utter the words, the Chief says "Death or Bumty Bumty" in a stern voice, while looking toward the Scottish man.

Hearing this he shouts "ye'll never take me alive" and makes a run for it.. but eventually they spear him to death.

The Chief then turns to the Englishman, he once again utters "Death or Bumty Bumty?"
The Englishman thinks to himself, "how bad can this Bumty Bumty thing be?"

"Bumpty Bumpty, old chap" he utters unconfidently

Upon which the chief drops his trousers to reveal a ginormous endowment which he then begins to use to bum the English man.
After hours of abuse, the Chief becomes tired and the Englishman eventually manages to wriggle free, runs off, but is speared to death like the Scot before him..


The Irish man gulps as he waits for the inevitable

"Death or Bumty, Bumpty" says the chief


The Irishman would rather die than be degraded

"Death" he shouts

"Death..........

by Bumty Bumty" says the Chief

... and they want our charidy?

[Drewster]

......I believe the Catholic church is guilty of huge crime....

Quite!

[EternalOptimist]

Quite!

The churches job is to serve God. not man


Robert Pirsig I think

[Drewster]

The churches job is to serve God. not man


Robert Pirsig I think

I don't like motorbikes!

(Persig?)