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Right. Now I've got the bit between my teeth, I'm going to take up the reins of this thread and bring it to a stopHard Brexit now!
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Why the long face?Originally posted by sasguru View PostRight. Now I've got the bit between my teeth, I'm going to take up the reins of this thread and bring it to a stop"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Two men walk into a bar...the first man says to the barman "a whisky for me, and a pint of ale for donkey head please".
The barman says "that's not very nice...calling your mate donkey head!"
The second man says "Eeee Awwww....Eeee Awwww....Eeee always calls me that!"
Anyone seen my riding jacket?Gas masks don't fit snails...
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A big white stallion goes into a bar
'do you sell whisky ?'
'yes , in fact we have one thats named after you'
'really ? can I have a double Eric then please.'(\__/)
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I've got the trotsThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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This thread’s just turning into a heap of manure. I hay tit when that happens.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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