Will I be the best wife in the world if I buy my husband this for his birthday?

[DaveB]

The burnt out cortina next to the pool table is a dead giveaway...

Visible tramp stamp
Gold hoop earrings
Kappa tracksuit
Council facelift.

[Foxy Moron]

Croydon Facelift?

plus
Nike Trainers
"Jewelery" from Elizabeth Juke at Argos
pink romper suit with arse hanging down

[EternalOptimist]

Once upon a time, a man asked a girl 'Will you marry
me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the man lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting, played golf a lot and drank beer
and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

[DaveB]

Once upon a time, a man asked a girl 'Will you marry
me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the man lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting, played golf a lot and drank beer
and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

It's a heartwarming tale

[Drewster]

You've given me a semi

Oooooer MrC........

I didn't say cheap, tarty slappers with very low moral standards didn't have some attractions..........