Will I be the best wife in the world if I buy my husband this for his birthday?

[BrowneIssue]

Pie and chips hun...cooked by me, just the way you like it.

As for the lovin....you knows it

If you want to be the best wife in the world, you don't need to buy him anything.

Steak and a BJ.

Job done. Best birthday ever.

[TimberWolf]

It looks like something you wouldn't buy from the pound shop.

[Jubber]

Is he a drag queen?

[SallyAnne]

So it's quite conclusive then?

I think it's super cool!! Wah - I'll have to look for something else

(ps - he'll get steak and BJ anyway - that's just called Saturday in our house)

[ratewhore]

Crap, crap, crap!!!

If you want him to love you for ever, two hours in a room with a pair of scandinavian twins should do it...

And before anyone says it, female, blonde, thick, big norks, and early twenties should do it..!!

[Francko]

So it's quite conclusive then?

I think it's super cool!! Wah - I'll have to look for something else

(ps - he'll get steak and BJ anyway - that's just called Saturday in our house)

Or go for the andyw 3some option... (or even better for him, andyw's sister 3some)

[EternalOptimist]

does it squirt water when people look close at it

[rhubarb]

I'm lucky to even get a steak in my house. Let alone the other.

Rhubarb.

[TimberWolf]

(ps - he'll get steak and BJ anyway - that's just called Saturday in our house)

Bread and Jam?

[DimPrawn]

The classy Northerner strikes again.

A shellsuit and a Burberry cap would look better.