Will I be the best wife in the world if I buy my husband this for his birthday?

[Drewster]

If my missus got me one of them

I would lay her face down and give her twenty five lashes on the bare buttocks with a scented shoelace

Mmmmmmmm I liked it too.........

[SallyAnne]

I don't think so. What's for tea, just in case? and will I be getting some lovin this weekend?

Pie and chips hun...cooked by me, just the way you like it.

As for the lovin....you knows it

[Moscow Mule]

I don't think so. What's for tea, just in case? and will I be getting some lovin this weekend?

This weekend? She's a newlywed:

Hubby: Are you ready for bed, or do you want to watch Emmerdale first?
SA: I'll video the omnibus edition.

[Bagpuss]

At £9.99 from the Argos book, yeah go for it.

At £600, NO FARKEN WAY!

£600 for a second hand watch, that looks about £10 worth.
Sally, can I interest you in a retro turd, fully varnished and polished

[Francko]

If my missus got me one of them

I would lay her face down and give her twenty five lashes on the bare buttocks with a scented shoelace

That's what SallyAnne husband does anyway so what would be new then?

[EternalOptimist]

£600 for a second hand watch, that looks about £10 worth.
Sally, can I interest you in a retro turd, fully varnished and polished

i heard that you can't polish a turd

[Drewster]

That's what SallyAnne husband does anyway so what would be new then?

What is SAs husband doing spanking EOs missus???

[EternalOptimist]

funny enough, I did date a bird once upon a time who told me she 'liked a firm hand'

Being a bit naive I asked what she meant, she said

'Well I have my own riding crop'


took me nearly three years for my boner to die down

[BrowneIssue]

http://www.theretroworld.com/spaceman_zeno.html

Sorry, SallyAnne, but it's what Lenny Henry calls a nodad.

As in "No, Dad, please don't make me wear it".

[Drewster]

funny enough, I did date a bird once upon a time who told me she 'liked a firm hand'

An old flame of mine turned up one evening and said "I've been very naughty today........... I mean VERY VERY naughty!!!"

I wasn't as "innocent" as you........

Those were the days...............