Message for The Lone Gunman

[WageSlave]

LG, I left my false teeth and ginger beer behind the curtains in your dining room last night. I'd be grateful if you could return them, as I can't get back in to retrieve them.

Cheers,
Mutarki

[WageSlave]

Hey, Gunman!

I am still waiting for the return of my teeth. I am tired of sucking worms and long for the sweet taste of bacon rinds. So will you please leave my teeth on the patio so I might eat properly.

Thanks,
Mutarki Columbine

[The Lone Gunman]

Sorry mate, didnt see your last message, the wife and I have been at a bier fest here in Germany.

She did say something about finding a pair of dentures when she got home. You should be able to find them at the end of the sewage outfall pipe off the west end jetty.

HTH.