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    #11
    a nutter!
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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      #12
      I'm voting Churchill.


      That is unless I was allowed to use my charm and wit then you'd all be fecked

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        #13
        Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
        I'm voting Churchill.


        That is unless I was allowed to use my charm and wit then you'd all be fliped
        As we would be so stunned you had any chartm and wit and faint?

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          #14
          Ferret. But he wouldn't fight fair.

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            #15
            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            Ferret. But he wouldn't fight fair.

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            Ferret can kiss my hairy ar...

            Oooops, that's how I got in trouble last time!

            Note to self...

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              #16
              I'd be more capable of damaging others by accidently standing on them....
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #17
                Originally posted by cojak View Post
                I'd be more capable of damaging others by accidently standing on them....
                That's CM's trick that is! To add insult to injury she was ogling a rugby player when she did it!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  That's CM's trick that is! To add insult to injury she was ogling a rugby player when she did it!
                  there's no harm looking at a menu - it just whets the appetite for the best cooking at home!

                  However it is embarassing if you burn it on the table candle...
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by cojak View Post
                    there's no harm looking at a menu - it just whets the appetite for the best cooking at home!

                    However it is embarassing if you burn it on the table candle...
                    What?

                    And painful too I should imagine!

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                      #20
                      That didn't quite read the way I'd imagine it...
                      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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