a nutter!
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Who would win in a fair fight...
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a nutter!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I'm voting Churchill.
That is unless I was allowed to use my charm and wit then you'd all be fecked
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As we would be so stunned you had any chartm and wit and faint?Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostI'm voting Churchill.
That is unless I was allowed to use my charm and wit then you'd all be fliped
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Ferret. But he wouldn't fight fair.
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Ferret can kiss my hairy ar...Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostFerret. But he wouldn't fight fair.
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Oooops, that's how I got in trouble last time!
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I'd be more capable of damaging others by accidently standing on them....
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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That's CM's trick that is! To add insult to injury she was ogling a rugby player when she did it!Originally posted by cojak View PostI'd be more capable of damaging others by accidently standing on them....
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there's no harm looking at a menu - it just whets the appetite for the best cooking at home!Originally posted by Churchill View PostThat's CM's trick that is! To add insult to injury she was ogling a rugby player when she did it!

However it is embarassing if you burn it on the table candle..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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What?Originally posted by cojak View Postthere's no harm looking at a menu - it just whets the appetite for the best cooking at home!
However it is embarassing if you burn it on the table candle...
And painful too I should imagine!Comment
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That didn't quite read the way I'd imagine it...
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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