Following on from RyanAir possibly charging for use of toilets, I'm opening this one up for abuse!
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This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames -
My daily rate - £5.
Client: Great, can you start 8.30 tomorrow morning?
Yes of course. You do realise that I charge £70 for a start pre-12? Don't worry, you're still getting me very cheaply..
Client: Ok, that sounds reasonable. Now you are happy working with Solaris?
Yes, of course, plenty of experience there, and I only charge £80 daily for the Unix annoyance factor....
etc etcSpeaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter -
You want validation on that form?
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Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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Rate: £1 an hour
Surcharge for not being asleep: £59 an hourThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Surcharge for not spending all day posting on CUK; 40 pounds per hour.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Wouldn't work.Originally posted by MrMark View Post
Client would simply start charging for access to CUK.Cats are evil.Comment
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If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.Comment
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PPS £15.00
I'll leave you to figure out what PPS stands for."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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Price per shytteOriginally posted by Ruprect View PostAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
Western Union.
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