My wife is taking the kids to see the x factor show tonight - my son was with me at Metallica last night so something of a change of gear there. I'm going to the pub instead. Saturday I'm off to see one of my mates down south for some more beers and Sunday will be a day of rest for the good Catholic boy that I am.
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Out drinking with 15 mates, one of them is a banker with Lloyds TSB who is still in line for a big bonus... we're going to kick his f****n' head in.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Can I join in?Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostOut drinking with 15 mates, one of them is a banker with Lloyds TSB who is still in line for a big bonus... we're going to kick his f****n' head in.
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I'd sh*g you and then buy you a pint if you did my ironing too!Originally posted by Platypus View PostIroning, shagging and drinking
I got paid today - first pay I've actually been able to spend in 3 months, thanks to the theiring bastards that are HMRC.
So a 48 hour ginormous lash fest for me, starting at about 4
The pope is a tard.Comment
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OK!Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostI'd sh*g you and then buy you a pint if you did my ironing too!
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Phew - not everyone haggles then!Originally posted by Platypus View PostOK!
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post, one of them is a banker with Lloyds TSB who is still in line for a big bonus...
thinks he is still in line
Sunday: Wembley.Comment
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I've decided.
friday; out to dinner with Mrs Tester
saturday; rugby on telly, early to bed
sunday; rugby match, then roast dinner and a bottle of this stuffAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Was it good?Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostMy wife is taking the kids to see the x factor show tonight - my son was with me at Metallica last night so something of a change of gear there. I'm going to the pub instead. Saturday I'm off to see one of my mates down south for some more beers and Sunday will be a day of rest for the good Catholic boy that I am."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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