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    #11
    Originally posted by Clownio
    Merkin
    That's a recent one for me, had to educate my boss as to what one was after discovering a pile of blond public's in the lady's loos!

    spong

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      #12
      "blond public's" ?

      Please tell me more.

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        #13
        Not a lot tell! Went for a wee, and on the floor right in front of the loo was a sizable pile of blond curlies! Whoever had the trim was desperately in need of it.

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          #14
          Since red dwarf everyone knows smegma. Few know gleet.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #15
            Things I've Not Heard Recently

            "Lucifer, you're looking like a handsome devil today - have you been working out?"

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              #16
              Never Heard

              "Thats Clever Milan"
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #17
                Paps
                Chappatis
                Jugs
                Breesties
                Jubblies
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                  #18
                  throbber

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                    #19
                    Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch

                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      #20
                      Spangle
                      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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