i wonder..

[original PM]

even better print everything on A3 paper - gant charts, tables of figures everything - large pieces of paper look soooo important

apparently

although when someone tried to do it to me it got taken off them and put in the bin - results is what I want not big pieces of colourful paper!

[Rookie]

You're me, aren't you? No you can't be. Perhaps you've been trained by me.

...Your training is almost complete young padawan.

[chef]

well the agent said it was ITSM development, but since i arrived on site ive been doing more web services bug fixing, the thing they havent realised is that it's fixed or it would be if i fixed the bit that im currently working on..

its a simple fix, but i was told though that its a mysterious problem that no one can figure out an it might take a while... KERCHING

[Zippy]

how long it will take for people here to realise that i don't do very much?

I bet they are all thinking the same

[Mich the Tester]

I bet they are all thinking the same

Probably. Anyone who's read this book knows that 'presenteeism' is pretty much the norm in large organisations. If you're going to be bored out your mind, make sure you make some money out of it.

[Zippy]

Probably. Anyone who's read this book knows that 'presenteeism' is pretty much the norm in large organisations. If you're going to be bored out your mind, make sure you make some money out of it.

It's a bit like that here. But as I've just got a 3 month extension on turning up and getting paid for it I mustn't grumble

[Mich the Tester]

It's a bit like that here. But as I've just got a 3 month extension on turning up and getting paid for it I mustn't grumble

It's an indictment of abysmal, incompetent and totally uninspired corporate management that you, I, chef and the author of the book can get away with it, and rest assured it's not just the four of us.

[DaveB]

It's an indictment of abysmal, incompetent and totally uninspired corporate management that you, I, chef and the author of the book can get away with it, and rest assured it's not just the four of us.

Five of us...

[Zippy]

Guilt is setting in so I'm sloping off to fiddle about with some database scripts.

[expat]

Guilt is setting in

Not for me, I finish on Friday.