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University Challenge and that plain swotty girl
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Describe your wife/girlfriend. Does she fit this profile?
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Yes.Originally posted by bogeyman View PostDescribe your wife/girlfriend. Does she fit this profile?
I must admit that my eyesight’s been failing me with age.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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LiarOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYes.
I must admit that my eyesight’s been failing me with age.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Jealous. You really should try myopia; it makes the world look so much better.Originally posted by bogeyman View PostLiarAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostHolden: Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.
Leon: My mother?
Holden: Yeah.
Leon: Let me tell you about my mother.
[Leon shoots Holden with a gun he had pulled out under the table]



You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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It was joke you foolOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostJealous. You really should try myopia; it makes the world look so much better.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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So am I the only one here who thinks that she was actually quite adorable?Sval-Baard Consulting Ltd - we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.
Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational signature about being a winner.Comment
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No. I'd like to quiz her.Originally posted by Svalbaard View PostSo am I the only one here who thinks that she was actually quite adorable?
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Apparently not, she's a bit of a GGLF
Geek that Geeks would like to FookThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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