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    #51
    Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
    ...was that in between the facial and the back, sack and crack?
    Are you suggesting there is something wrong with going to pilates?

    It has saved me from back surgery.....

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      #52
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      You need to raise your expectations/quality threshhold
      What do you mean? That WAS raising my quality threshhold.

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        #53
        perhaps you should come out of the Charity shop and consider Primark as a first step.
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #54
          Ho Ho, just found this on the Guardian's "Post a Comment" section:

          She should get her chubs out for the boys. It would promote intellectualism in the country, right? Intelligent girls have nice tits too...that kind of thing. Or am I missing the point?

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            #55
            Originally posted by Platypus View Post
            I found this, quite amusing that for Sun readers "knowledge" is about knowing the names of Z-list celebs.

            Poor Gail didn't stand a chance!
            The typical hooting and barking of the underclass at anyone who dares to show even the slightest glimmer of intellectual ability.

            They are barely one evolutionary step from the sort of chimpanzees who fling their faeces around.

            Particularly good comment by some Man United-supporting drongo called 'maccazz66' who opines:
            She'd be good conversation on a night out.
            Presumably he means Gail would be a poor conversationalist down his local shytehole as he wouldn't be able to hear her over the 'Bangin' Dance Trax, innit.

            Dumb Britain

            You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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              #56
              "Intelligent girls have nice tits too" : personally I like most tits. Perhaps I should be more choosey?

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                #57
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                perhaps you should come out of the Charity shop and consider Primark as a first step.
                They won't let me in Primark, they say I lower the tone.

                I knew a bloke from my later schooldays called Dogger Brown, allegedly because he'd done it with a real dog. He never denied it. He was very quiet though.

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                  #58
                  Are you partial to a Spaniel's ear BP old boy?
                  "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                  Thomas Jefferson

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
                    They won't let me in Primark, they say I lower the tone.

                    I knew a bloke from my later schooldays called Dogger Brown, allegedly because he'd done it with a real dog. He never denied it. He was very quiet though.
                    His bark was worse than his bite.
                    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                    Thomas Jefferson

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                      #60
                      I would answer if I knew what it was!
                      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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