Why does CUK attract the less savoury people in IT?

[Pogle]

Why does CUK attract the less savoury people in IT? Why is it like a classroom in here?

I have it on good authority that I'm actually rather sweet

[BrilloPad]

I have it on good authority that I'm actually rather sweet

And do you think everyone else here is sweet?

<flicks chewing gum at pogle>

[Pogle]

And do you think everyone else here is sweet?

<flicks chewing gum at pogle>

<Pogle removes chewing gum which has landed on her desk and bursts into tears saying BP has pulled her hair.
BP moved to the front of class under the beady eye of the Mods.

Pogle smiles sweetly and stops crying>

[BrowneIssue]

If you don't shut it, I'll get my dad to beat up your dad.

I've seen your Dad. He must be hard.

I've seen your Mum.

[BrowneIssue]

Yeah? She's well 'ard.....

Wot? Your mum's Wellard the giant poodle from Eastenders?

[BrilloPad]

<Pogle removes chewing gum which has landed on her desk and bursts into tears saying BP has pulled her hair.
BP moved to the front of class under the beady eye of the Mods.

Pogle smiles sweetly and stops crying>

Are you saying the mods have a beady eye? Ban her!

[ferret]

Look you lot, I wasn't made a prefect for nothing. I have written ALL of your names down and if you don't start behaving I will be speaking to the headmaster.

[Francko]

Look you lot, I wasn't made a prefect for nothing. I have written ALL of your names down and if you don't start behaving I will be speaking to the headmaster.

[sasguru]

I'm extremely savoury, thank you.

[realityhack]

<puts a block of sodium in the prefect's tea and runs away>