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It means buy high sell low yah, gotta go the porsche is parked on double yellowsThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostIt means buy high sell low yah, gotta go the porsche is parked on double yellows

You got that the wrong way round. It's sell low, buy high.Comment
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Got it thanks BPOriginally posted by Bagpuss View PostIt means buy high sell low yah, gotta go the porsche is parked on double yellows
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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In that order, do you mean?Originally posted by moorfield View Post
You got that the wrong way round. It's sell low, buy high.Comment
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It means "I'm trying to impress you with my finance-speak but I don't have the wits to realise that's its mostly random and a chimp with some darts or a 5 year old child would on average do better than me".Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWossatmean?
HTHHard Brexit now!
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You are Gordon Brown. I claim my years supply of shares in a highstreet bank.Originally posted by techno View Postchrist I am ignorant of these things, I would've thought it was buy low sell highKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Dow Jones at lowest level since 1997.
Gold above 1000 now.
$ sinking in last few hours of market.
FTSE at 3850 and sinking.
Thank you and goodnight!
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