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    When a nice new receptionist....

    ....says she likes purple ones....is that a come on?

    p.s my flys were done up.
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

    #2
    shes a tease, ive had her.

    rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrubbish

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      #3
      Originally posted by n5gooner
      ....says she likes purple ones....is that a come on?

      p.s my flys were done up.
      I am assuming you had offered to give her one?
      We are talking quality I assume?
      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

      The original point and click interface by
      Smith and Wesson.

      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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        #4
        Quality not the case, but I hear that sticky fingers might be involved

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          #5
          When a receptionist .....

          "Purple one!"

          "Sticky fingers!"

          "Offering to give her one!"

          Me, I'd keep my Opal Fruits and eat them all myself
          "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it" - George Bernard Shaw

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            #6
            yes she is very very nice, no I didn't offer to give her one, she is very very nice.
            SA says;
            Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

            I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

            n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
            (whatever these are)

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              #7
              She means purple strap ons.

              Keep your legs crossed dude.
              Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

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