Can you sleep?

[PRC1964]

Many years ago when I was a student a bloke fell asleep on the bog in our flat.

I can sleep just about anywhere, but never half way through a number two.

[original PM]

I can sleep sitting at a keyboarzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

why is it when people fall asleep at keyboards they always fall asleep resting on the z key??

the m or n key is more central and therefore a more likely target

[Board Game Geek]

Sleep ?

What's that ?

I've always suffered from insomnia. I find it almost impossible to "switch off", until the brain chemically "coshes" me after 1.5 hrs lying in bed awake.

I've tried relaxation therapy, going to bed earlier (then getting up because I was bored), going to bed later, counting sheep, counting nothing, doing checklists, not doing checklist, and nothing seems to work.

A few cans of something though and BAM ! out like a light. The only problem there (and I avoid mid-week drinking), is that I then wake up at stupid o'clock (7.30am on a Saturday !) and come mid-afternoon, I feel tired and ready for the afternoon kip...

[gingerjedi]

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A few cans of something though and BAM ! out like a light. The only problem there (and I avoid mid-week drinking), is that I then wake up at stupid o'clock (7.30am on a Saturday !) and come mid-afternoon, I feel tired and ready for the afternoon kip...

Drink induced sleep is no good, your brain needs to defrag.

[oracleslave]

Sleep ?

What's that ?

I've always suffered from insomnia. I find it almost impossible to "switch off", until the brain chemically "coshes" me after 1.5 hrs lying in bed awake.

I've tried relaxation therapy, going to bed earlier (then getting up because I was bored), going to bed later, counting sheep, counting nothing, doing checklists, not doing checklist, and nothing seems to work.

A few cans of something though and BAM ! out like a light. The only problem there (and I avoid mid-week drinking), is that I then wake up at stupid o'clock (7.30am on a Saturday !) and come mid-afternoon, I feel tired and ready for the afternoon kip...

Get the missus to pop a few kids out. You'll soon be tired enough.

[Bagpuss]

Alternatvely, give the missus a pop, you'll soon be tired. I always am post coital

[Board Game Geek]

Alternatvely, give the missus a pop, you'll soon be

..covered in bruises and looking for my testicles, that have mysteriously separated from my body and are hanging from the ceiling fan.

[Bagpuss]

that's hardcore foreplay

[Board Game Geek]

that's hardcore foreplay

Hardcore ? You kidding me ?

You've never been to Torture Garden then ?

[blacjac]

I can't sleep on planes.

But that's mainly because I've been told sleeping in the preasurised cabin of aircraft could cause me a serious case of death.