Etiquette question

[EternalOptimist]

mmm, a difficult etiquettical question.
I don't know about breast feeding but I have heard that if you go for a plop-plop in someones bog, you should light a match afterwards.
Or an emergency flare in my case

[Rookie]

mmm, a difficult etiquettical question.
I don't know about breast feeding but I have heard that if you go for a plop-plop in someones bog, you should light a match afterwards.
Or an emergency flare in my case

What if you took the corner too fast and left a skid in the pan?

[MaryPoppins]

[QUOTE=EternalOptimist;775498]mmm, a difficult etiquettical question.
I don't know about breast feeding but I have heard that if you go for a plop-plop in someones bog, you should light a match afterwards.
Or an emergency flare in my case



On the subject of breastfeeding, I am ashamed to say the idea of it makes me uncomfortable which is a bit of a quandry being pregnant. Pogle, I wish I could be as positive about it as you.

[Gonzo]

A minefield indeed. Keep us abreast of how the situation develops though

OK. I found out today whether or not she was comfortable.

Same friend visited us this afternoon to collect her laptop from which I have now removed all the viruses and trojans.

We were sitting around a coffee table when she announced that she was going to try and feed the baby and then pulled her top up and plonked the baby against her boob.

She didn't even have the courtesy to ask if we would mind!

Stare intently at them and say in a hushed voice.

Bitty!

How about "can I have a go when the baby is done?".

one eyebrow raised with a "niice, niice" comment and a nod of the head is my recommendation

If it happens again you could always get your cock out and see how she feels. Just a thought.

Unfortunately, all these good suggestions went out of my mind at the time, but I think I handled the situation OK.

I couldn't look her in the eye while she was feeding with the boob pointing in my direction, but when she was using the other one I was OK.

On the subject of breastfeeding, I am ashamed to say the idea of it makes me uncomfortable which is a bit of a quandry being pregnant. Pogle, I wish I could be as positive about it as you.

Feeding babies with formula is relatively recent.

Humans have developed over hundreds of thousands of years feeding their babies with breast milk. I don't think that there is any contest.

[BrowneIssue]

Apparently some men like the taste of breast milk

I've not had it neat, but I can tell you it affects the taste of tea. (Hey, how was I to know that's what that plastic bottle in the 'fridge was?)

But if a man is alone in a forest and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Her Ladyship says "Well he's clearly up to no good, is he?"

Remember:
Women have got many faults.
Men have only two:
Everything they say
And everything they do.

[Bagpuss]

whatever you do.. don't lick your lips and say "Bitty!"

[Smurficus]

[QUOTE=MaryPoppins;775514]

On the subject of breastfeeding, I am ashamed to say the idea of it makes me uncomfortable which is a bit of a quandry being pregnant.

My wife has the same feeling; our second is on the way and she is willing to give it a go as there are benefits you don't think of before the first - no sterilizing bottles at 2am