Jobs galore

[Gordon Brown]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/4...w-outlets.html

Fast food chain KFC is to buck the trend of the credit crunch and create up to 9,000 new UK jobs through a £150m investment programme that will see it open as many as 300 new restaurants over the next three to five years.


We are establising a new education policy in response to Britain's changing employment landscape.

From 2010 the following National Curriculum will be inplace:

Advanced burger flipping - Part of the sports council for deprived areas.
Do you want fries with that? - Marketing and public relations studies.
Large or small Diet Coke - Nutrition and economics.

[portseven]

I just wish they would start opening some Taco Bell's, they are owned by the same company as KFC

[Cyberman]

Meanwhile, on the downside :

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7892174.stm


Now, I wonder if BMW are also sacking workers in Germany

[BrilloPad]

Will our education system turn out enough qualified employees for KFC?

[Francko]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/4...w-outlets.html

Fast food chain KFC is to buck the trend of the credit crunch and create up to 9,000 new UK jobs through a £150m investment programme that will see it open as many as 300 new restaurants over the next three to five years.


We are establising a new education policy in response to Britain's changing employment landscape.

From 2010 the following National Curriculum will be inplace:

Advanced burger flipping - Part of the sports council for deprived areas.
Do you want fries with that? - Marketing and public relations studies.
Large or small Diet Coke - Nutrition and economics.

I have read in the news that also McDonald is doing very well.

All these hyper-paid marketing specialist do not appear to understand that the reason people are getting more into fast-food is not because of the product itself but simply because is the cheapest food available.

I can't see any valid reason to invest or create jobs in this sector (unless you believe that recession will last for many many years.... in which case... )

[chris79]

[Hiring Manager] "So I'm looking at your CV here, you've spent 25 years in industry implementing multi-million pound projects. What makes you think you can flip a burger?"

[Candidate] "......well after 3 years on the bench I mastered it after surviving off Tesco Value frozen Beefburgers"

[Hiring Manager] "Sorry, you have the skills required, but I've got guys here applying who have 5 to 6 years experience and I can't take the risk, good luck in your next application though, take heart from the fact you got shortlisted we had over 1750 applicants on this one".

[Cyberman]

[Hiring Manager] "So I'm looking at your CV here, you've spent 25 years in industry implementing multi-million pound projects. What makes you think you can flip a burger?"

[Candidate] "......well after 3 years on the bench I mastered it after surviving off Tesco Value frozen Beefburgers"

[Hiring Manager] "Sorry, you have the skills required, but I've got guys here applying who have 5 to 6 years experience and I can't take the risk, good luck in your next application though, take heart from the fact you got shortlisted we had over 1750 applicants on this one".

[Doggy Styles]

Aren't all those A-levels for Media Studies, Sociology and General Studies a guarantee of jobs?

[bobspud]

All these hyper-paid marketing specialist do not appear to understand that the reason people are getting more into fast-food is not because of the product itself but simply because is the cheapest food available.

No its not. I bought a 2Kg shoulder of lamb last week for £6.99 I managed a meal for 4 a small snack and a decent curry out of it and it lasted 3 days...

People have just forgot how to cook

[Pickle2]

I just wish they would start opening some Taco Bell's, they are owned by the same company as KFC

FFS Why?