Happy Valentine's Day

[minestrone]

I went out and got 15 quid worth of fillet steaks to cook for dinner, she ended up coming back pissed from the pub and has now went to bed.

[Churchill]

I wrote her a tune which induced tears.

Note to self - less banjos next time...

My singing has the same effect!

[badger7579]

This is the first time in years I've not had to bother with Valo's day. No pressure trying to think up novel ways to show how much you love the other half.. It was great.

I'm not bitter, its actually a relief not to bother with all this carp..