Nah, not interested in wishy washy lefty hoity toity howsyerfather courses like that, regardless of whether the client pays or not...
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A member of the Royal family attending an equality course...
In the army ....



If you think education is expensive, try ignoranceComment
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Roof beam. Not laser beam!Originally posted by swamp View PostShocking. The beam could have taken his eye out.
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Only in Britain.Originally posted by Codejock View PostA member of the Royal family attending an equality course...
In the army ....
"Now then sonny, why are you in the army?"
"Errm, to shoot foreigners."
"Never mind that now. That's beside the point."
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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WHSOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostTypical.
So it wasn't the blind bloke that complained, it was someone on his behalf. A miserable do-gooder who belittles and disables the blind person by speaking for them.
Still, it might have been nice of this blind person's 'friend' to have warned them of the low beam. What a considerate soul. Not.Comment
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From an article on the Parasol website...
Watch out for IR35!!!
Last week, Bauer & Cottrell partner Kate Cottrell told Contractor UK that contractors must fully consider the impacts of any work activities – even participation in company training – on their IR35 statusThis default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernamesComment
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What about being a fire marshal?Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View PostWatch out for IR35!!!Cats are evil.Comment
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Just fast forward through the presentation and zoom through the answers, you know:
"should I take my work laptop home with me" - No
" should I throw a lit match in the paper bin" - No
etc.Bored.Comment
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Oh yes. In my grandad's lifetime troops have been out in the Valleys, and tanks in George square in Glasgow. Not to mention Northern Ireland.Originally posted by zeitghostWrong answer.
Right answer: To shoot anyone they tell you to shoot...Comment
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