Anyone here own one? Thinking of getting a Russian Tortoise - any "good" advice?
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Originally posted by AZZIK View PostAnyone here own one? Thinking of getting a Russian Tortiose - any "good" advice?
TortoiseCats are evil. -
Should I know what you are talking about? Please enlighten me as I really cannot be bothered to Google it.I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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Originally posted by AZZIK View PostAnyone here own one? Thinking of getting a Russian Tortoise - any "good" advice?
Chain the lawnmower up and keep the key hidden.
Before you mow the lawn, find the tortoise, put it in a box, put the box in a locked room.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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I’ve never liked the idea of owning a pet that in all probability would outlive me.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostWe had one that for some reason really annoyed the dog. So much so that he bit its head off.Comment
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Russian tortoises are ace, definately get yourself one.
If you get a screwdriver and prise the shell off, there is an identical, smaller one inside. Keep doing this till you get to a tiny little one in the middle. It's great fun.
Dont forget to leave plenty of food if you are going on a long journey, like a four week drive to Palestine for example
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostRussian tortoises are ace, definately get yourself one.
If you get a screwdriver and prise the shell off, there is an identical, smaller one inside. Keep doing this till you get to a tiny little one in the middle. It's great fun.
Dont forget to leave plenty of food if you are going on a long journey, like a four week drive to Palestine for example
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostRussian tortoises are ace, definately get yourself one.
If you get a screwdriver and prise the shell off, there is an identical, smaller one inside. Keep doing this till you get to a tiny little one in the middle. It's great fun.
Dont forget to leave plenty of food if you are going on a long journey, like a four week drive to Palestine for example
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