eh ?
can I have a pint of what you're drinking
ta
Milan.
can I have a pint of what you're drinking
ta
Milan.
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It's a cocker-ney chav reference, me old fruit. You can have a bottle of pale ale out of my sideboard if you like.Originally posted by milanbenesComment
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I don't care... I don't care if 'e comes round 'ere...Originally posted by Lucifer BoxOh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
You know you'll need us!Comment
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The MFIs of this were really asking for it -- they would OVERINFLATE prices to have huge discounts on "sales", yet they were making healthy profits on "sales", as a customer I never liked this business model, so as soon as money became tight their strategy backfiredComment
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feck's sake,
why are you chavs discussing the merits of MFI over Ikea ?
they both sell crap !
mfi and ikea are only good for supplying crap to furnish
buy to lets.
Milan.Comment
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Does anyone else get the urge to try the display toilets in these places?
Or is it just me?If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Well, that's 90% of UK market then (and 95% of London market)!Originally posted by milanbenes
Where do you buy your furniture Milan? I am sure you are quite familiar with our great italian brands like b&b, calligaris, studio something (can't remember), and I am sure you don't buy any piece of furniture that doesn't have 4 figures on the price. Am I right? *
* read as "I don't believe even if I see it" - Milan furniture is home made from belgian dumpster wood wasteI've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Milan has his furniture individually hand carved by nude Polynesian virgins.Comment
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Well I thought the Ikea chest of drawers the wife bought was very nice. And the pickled herrings were scrummy too.Originally posted by voronComment
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"furniture individually hand carved by nude Polynesian virgins
The wood being carefully sanded down using their t*ts no doubt.
Ok, I admit it I'm sick...Comment
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