Here is the proof ...

[NotAllThere]

... spending less money than a couple of set menus and a house red at a reasonable restaurant.

You have the set menu and the house red? Credit crunch really has hit, hasn't it.

[chef]

petrol in a diesel car? What did the hire company say about that?

[BrilloPad]

petrol in a diesel car? What did the hire company say about that?

Maybe this :-

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/t...20please&mid=0

HTH

[BrilloPad]

Gosh.

That got quite heated towards the end...

I wonder how much it cost to fix his car...

This was my favourite bit :-

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Well, here's some more non-expert advice.

You might have fooked it, you might not. Nobody can tell you any more unless they rip all the bits apart and inspect them thoroughly.

I have one piece of expert opinion for you though. You sir, are a tube of the highest order and shouldn't be allowed to play with sharp objects.
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[NotAllThere]

My favourite bit is the "censored" smiley. Love it.