How to save Britain from Bankruptcy

[BrilloPad]

Lets sell Gibralter. How much would we get for it?

[DimPrawn]

I reckon we could sell the Falklands to the Argies.

[Mich the Tester]

I reckon we could sell the Falklands to the Argies.

There’s oil under the Falklands.

[BrilloPad]

There’s oil under the Falklands.

That must make them alot more valuable......

Of course those who live there will whine about how much they love Britain. But if they love it so much why not live here?

[EternalOptimist]

We could sell the queen to the States, how much would we get for Camila ?

[ThomasSoerensen]

Why not sell Britain?

To a private Equity fund - load it up with debt so no profit, and therefore no tax, is on UK soil.


BOOMED

[AlfredJPruffock]

I reckon we could sell the Falklands to the Argies.

We could flog them to the Saudis - there is Oil there - let then Saudis pick up the tab for developing the Oil Fields then make an arrangement with the Argentinians to launch another invasion - in steps Britain to save the Falklanders from the Argies - then hand them back over to the Saudis.

Charge the Saudis an arm and a leg from this liberation - bit of dosh to the Argie jaunta for their help - everyones a winner.

[suityou01]

We could sell the queen to the States, how much would we get for Camila ?

Er ... half a packet of scratchings?

[suityou01]

Anyone seen the film "Lock stock and two smoking barrels?" Bacon had a money raising scheme.

[EternalOptimist]

Anyone seen the film "Lock stock and two smoking barrels?" Bacon had a money raising scheme.

You need to understand the difference between a Ponzi scheme and a Poncy scheme