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and your elbow.... apparantly thats impossible too!Bazza gets caught
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I have told Mrs BP that after I die she should get a kitten a few weeks afterwards. As I intend to be re-incarnated as one of her cats......Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Posttulip where you like, sleep whenever and wherever you like, eat anything that’s smaller than yourself, live in a luxurious heated home paid for, cleaned and maintained by someone else and get congratulated for doing so. Perhaps their way of life represents our own ambitions.Comment
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Canadians do that tooOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostNonsense. Killer whales kill seals for fun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMyiMnQy9d4(\__/)
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You'd have to have been pretty good in this life to have been reincarnated as a cat.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI have told Mrs BP that after I die she should get a kitten a few weeks afterwards. As I intend to be re-incarnated as one of her cats......
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WHS, though the links are broken for the last 3 sections. I couldn't work out exactly what the site was suggesting - that dogs should be simply left roaming the streets in packs? If you want to see that visit Croydon.Proud owner of +5 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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One of my cats has just chewed through the blind cords again, I now can't find the cord pull and can't open the blinds in my living room.
You either love em or hate em.
Now where's the bleedin' cord pull
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Why? He keep squashing them?Originally posted by norrahe View PostIf my OH didn't put his foot down we'd have a lot more.Comment
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I don't know what people see in cats."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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