Worst job in the world?

[OwlHoot]

A mate and I when to Munich for the Oktoberfest a few years back, during the day we allowed our curiosity to get the better of us and had a browse in one of the numerous sex shops.

Once inside we realised there were pay-as-you-go movie cubicles, we didn’t use them but noticed a guy mopping them out and emptying the bins, he had to hold them up-side-down and tap the rim on the edge of his cart to get the more stubborn tissues out.

Does it get any worse?

Sounds cushy compared with the poor sods down on the sewage farm, who have to slosh about in the "mud" raking huge mounds of condoms and tampons.

[Turion]

My uncle was a nurse at a hospital for people suffering from mental health problems. One of the patients used to use his own excrement to write his name on the walls.

Did the staff keep forgetting his name or something? I suppose if he did not have a pen, then what else could he do?

[hyperD]

...cubicles, we didn’t use them but noticed a guy mopping them out and emptying the bins, he had to hold them up-side-down and tap the rim on the edge of his cart to get the more stubborn tissues out.

Does it get any worse?

Yes, when myself and some mates went into the "monkey spanking booths" in Netherlands, we wished we had tied our shoelaces up properly...

[rhubarb]

Well I once worked in a microbiology lad at the local hospital. I had to poke around people poo looking for worms and spreading it out over culture plates for bacteriology tests.

Mondays where the worst as the poo had been festering over the weekend in the specimen bottles. You got a real stink opening them.

Whereas, when they were fresh they smelt of roses ?



Rhubarb.

[minestrone]

The GF works as a doctor so I get a few rank tales over the dinner table.

She had to swab a guy's knob a few days after he got a bit eager with a cheese grater one night, or when they had to send a bloke in for an op to remove the solidified window sealant he decided to pump into his third eye.

"Is that right love? pass the salt would you"

[thunderlizard]

Had he run out of parmesan?