This really happened, but I'm a bit ashamed now

[suityou01]

Just nearly choked to death on my coffee. Haven't laughed so much in years. Actually crying as I type. Thanks so much mate.

[original PM]

always slip the surgeon doing the sowing up a tenner - its like an unwritten rule

sly wink, cheeky nod, a few extra stitches - next time you are on the job it reminds you of being sixteen again!!

[EternalOptimist]

That was when you were 21 - what are you like now?

<cough>

I actually met someone off the forum, ntwkSupport.
I had to bung him £350 to promise he wouldn't spill the beans here.
mind you, I did get his gf pregnant while he wasn't looking

[BrianSnail]

<cough>

I actually met someone off the forum, ntwkSupport.
I had to bung him £350 to promise he wouldn't spill the beans here.
mind you, I did get his gf pregnant while he wasn't looking