Dodgy Phone Spam

[EternalOptimist]

I had phone problems recently. I have been kn0bbing this married woman and we have a secret code if her husband is around. Trouble is, he is a bone head and starts on the 1000 questions routine, takes her phone and starts talking tulipe.
So I have to go into my wrong number, abuse, routine. It pees me off so much that I wipe me kn0b in his coffee mug TWICE instead of the usual once when I go around there. Plus my ring is still a bit tender after shoving his toothbush up my @rse. heh heh.

[JoJoGabor]

Can you post the number on here so we can use it for agents digging around for references - thats enough to make the poor fecker think about stepping in front of a bus!

[DimPrawn]

Type

call me back uk

into Google.

You'll get loads of websites that will call you back regarding buying something from them.

Just stick his phone number into a few 100 of them.

[cojak]

I had phone problems recently. I have been kn0bbing this married woman and we have a secret code if her husband is around. Trouble is, he is a bone head and starts on the 1000 questions routine, takes her phone and starts talking tulipe.
So I have to go into my wrong number, abuse, routine. It pees me off so much that I wipe me kn0b in his coffee mug TWICE instead of the usual once when I go around there. Plus my ring is still a bit tender after shoving his toothbush up my @rse. heh heh.