Garage dispute…..

[BrilloPad]

I vote we have a whip round for enough cash to send Wilmslow to Edinburgh so he can be taken into care then forcibly adopted by two gay men.

Do you hate gays THAT much? Surely no-one deserves that......

[BrowneIssue]

do I report each and every bowel movement? no, why? BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T CARE..

Actually, I suspect you overestimate the CUK audience.

Whilst a simple description of sweetcorn passing through unchanged would not impress, a short essay on how the loss of one's molars results in floating mushrooms the morning after eating a meal containing sliced mushrooms, or how although disgusted by German toilets, the temptation to have a shufti at one's deposit is irresistible would fulfill an average CUKer's desire for self-understanding in a quite satisfactory way.

[TheFaQQer]

Actually, I suspect you overestimate the CUK audience.

Whilst a simple description of sweetcorn passing through unchanged would not impress, a short essay on how the loss of one's molars results in floating mushrooms the morning after eating a meal containing sliced mushrooms, or how although disgusted by German toilets, the temptation to have a shufti at one's deposit is irresistible would fulfill an average CUKer's desire for self-understanding in a quite satisfactory way.

An appropriate comment, BrowneIssue

[BrilloPad]

Actually, I suspect you overestimate the CUK audience.

Whilst a simple description of sweetcorn passing through unchanged would not impress, a short essay on how the loss of one's molars results in floating mushrooms the morning after eating a meal containing sliced mushrooms, or how although disgusted by German toilets, the temptation to have a shufti at one's deposit is irresistible would fulfill an average CUKer's desire for self-understanding in a quite satisfactory way.

Who will start the bowel movement thread then?

[suityou01]

Who will start the bowel movement thread then?

I will at 7:30am tomorrow morning. [if I can get wifi signal in there of course] Just putting the Eee Pc on to charge now.