Originally posted by n5gooner
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We'll agree to differ on that one, n5gooner. I'd rather bang my bicycle than Kate Moss and I don't reckon it would feel much different. -
I'll grab the camera to film all the banging, and afterwards I'll screw Lucifer's bike. Sounds right saucy little minx....mmmm, handle-bar lovin'.Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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I think you know my answer.
I like the idea of a glass ceiling when working under these women!I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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You should see the size of the bell! And what a pair of pneumatic typres!! Would tempt a saint.Originally posted by WageSlaveI'll grab the camera to film all the banging, and afterwards I'll screw Lucifer's bike. Sounds right saucy little minx....mmmm, handle-bar lovin'.Comment
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Its good that we can come to this arrangement, in a mutually beneficial way. We both get to "wet our beaks"Originally posted by Lucifer BoxWe'll agree to differ on that one, n5gooner. I'd rather bang my bicycle than Kate Moss and I don't reckon it would feel much different.SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Good, I would hate to get into any "are you looking at my pump?" escapades.Originally posted by n5goonerIts good that we can come to this arrangement, in a mutually beneficial way. We both get to "wet our beaks"Comment
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sounds good to me !Originally posted by Lucifer BoxGood, I would hate to get into any "are you looking at my pump?" escapades.SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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yeh right... you men are full of hot air and bull sh1te.... at the project am on lots of fat old wimmin managers... all the consultants and contractors jus tpussy foot round them, suck up to them etc, they know their place and behave like little mice ......
so spare us the fantasy and hot air macho blah blah blah ..Comment
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Get the kettle on bitch!Originally posted by SandyDownyeh right... you men are full of hot air and bull sh1te.... at the project am on lots of fat old wimmin managers... all the consultants and contractors jus tpussy foot round them, suck up to them etc, they know their place and behave like little mice ......
so spare us the fantasy and hot air macho blah blah blah ..Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
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Originally posted by The Late, Great JCGet the kettle on bitch!
JC we all know you aint got a dick ... or balls for that matter ...Comment
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