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    #11
    Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
    Shudder - could you imagin the Gordon Brown Pleasure toy eek
    Anne Summers Executive Pleasure Toys Present: -

    The PM Stress-Relief Kit:

    Including: -

    - Rocking Horse
    - Man-Baby Terry Nappies
    - Bottle of warm nursie milk, with realistic teat

    Enter your HOC expenses reference here: -----------

    Compliant East London Lady MP of dusky hue not included.

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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      #12
      How come a rubber phallus is phthalate-free?
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #13
        For some reason, an image of Gordon, Patricia Hewitt and Mandelson in a threesome over the dispatch box flashed through my mind. I'm not sure who was doing what.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
          For some reason, an image of Gordon, Patricia Hewitt and Mandelson in a threesome over the dispatch box flashed through my mind. I'm not sure who was doing what.
          what it was doing there
          Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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