...for a stinking cold?
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Getting your ar$e rimmed. Might not cure the cold but sure does take your mind off it...If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers. -
best cure...
Stick your fingers in your ears and get someone to pour a full glass of water into your mouth. Drink it all without stopping.
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cream pies.....
works everytime.
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Originally posted by hyperDGetting your ar$e rimmed. Might not cure the cold but sure does take your mind off it...
See that's where he always gets it wrong, he's been rimming guys night after night for years and he's still always suffered colds.
JC == fudge packer.
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You really are a moron.Originally posted by kesSee that's where he always gets it wrong, he's been rimming guys night after night for years and he's still always suffered colds.
JC == fudge packer.
Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
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A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.
Being offensive again JC? you'll be banned fudge.
Breakfast time JC
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