Elf and safety innit...

[Mich the Tester]

My kids are going to be amazed when I tell them the first computer I used had 16k of RAM, which will probably be about 1000x smaller than the RAM in their phone (or personal communicator or whatever they'll be called)...

You never used the ZX80 with 1K RAM?

[Mich the Tester]

Tellys with 3 button tuners?

I can remember when you only had two.

In fact the first telly we had would only receive the BBC... (single channel tuner...)

Actually, coz it was on a piped system, we had the luxury of Westward TV as well as TWW...

A telly? I can remember when we lived in a hole in the ground, worked 25 hours a day at mill and had to pay t’ millowner for t’privilege of working!

And you try and tell that to young people today…

[Old Greg]

I admire the Daily Mail for the way it takes stories about Insurance firms withdrawing cover or increasing premiums or making daft stipulations and blames it on H & S 'busy bodies' (preferably from the Council). It's neat - it makes the killjoys look like those nasty leftie nanny statists rather than large faceless capitalist firms.