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    #11
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Methane?

    C4 - Shirley?
    I like the smell of my own farts.

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      #12
      Dunno.

      Perhaps AtW has finally been ribbed and riled enough lately to give him the steely determination he needs to actually make his SKA go somewhere.

      You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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        #13
        Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
        Dunno.

        Perhaps AtW has finally been ribbed and riled enough lately to give him the steely determination he needs to actually make his SKA go somewhere.
        Yes, we certainly deserve a share of any potential profits for our "motivational" services, eh?
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #14
          Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
          Dunno.

          Perhaps AtW has finally been ribbed and riled enough lately to give him the steely determination he needs to actually make his SKA go somewhere.
          I just hope he isn't meeting clients direct, can you imagine....
          ǝןqqıʍ

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            #15
            Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
            Dunno.

            Perhaps AtW has finally been ribbed and riled enough lately to give him the steely determination he needs to actually make his SKA go somewhere.
            Personally I think he's a very talented engineer and have said so in public on more than one occasion.

            I wonder if SKA is the engine behind compare the meerkat...

            If he wasn't such a gimp he'd do very well! Unfortunately, he's more likely to be spending the rest of his life with his squirrels muttering under his breath "I'll show them"...

            (The above is why I would never permit the mad ruskie to own a firearm!)

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              #16
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Personally I think he's a very talented engineer and have said so in public on more than one occasion.
              An engineer he is not. A programmer, maybe....
              Unless you also call your boiler man a heating "engineer"?
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #17
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                An engineer he is not. A programmer, maybe....
                Unless you also call your boiler man a heating "engineer"?
                Do you know the differences between a "programmer" and a "software engineer"?

                If so then please list them.

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                  #18
                  The SKA idea wasn't AtW's anyway.

                  He bought it off some dodgy squirrel he met in the park.

                  See here for more info...

                  http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2008-10-19/

                  You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    Do you know the differences between a "programmer" and a "software engineer"?

                    If so then please list them.
                    Yes a software engineer would write/test the software on something like aircraft flight systems.
                    A programmer on the other hand may spend 5 years hacking about some code for a crap search engine.

                    HTH
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                      Yes a software engineer would write/test the software on something like aircraft flight systems.
                      A programmer on the other hand may spend 5 years hacking about some code for a crap search engine.

                      HTH
                      I really wish you could've posted something better than that, I really do.

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