Inaccurate reporting

[Gordon Brown]

My press officer has recently pointed me in the direction of the following report on the banking bailouts (required only due to US subprime)

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/b...-200901191519/

Let me be clear here. There will be only 2 bailouts. Definately less than 3.





I can't rule out a bailout 2.5 mind.

Don't worry. It's only money.

[Cyberman]

I think they keep reannouncing the same bailout !!

[AlfredJPruffock]

Aye Gordon !

Its only money as ye said yerself - but have ye noticed that when ye ask fir a wee rice - they're giviing nane away ???

Are ye gonna buy us a' fitballl team Gordon ?

[BrilloPad]

Tom Booker, chief economist at Donnelly-McPartlin, said: "I think it's important the government commits itself to at least 10 more bail-outs, although I do have one question - where the f**k is all the money coming from?"

Its a damned good question.....

[moorfield]

And no doubt we'll see all the flunkies (led by that godawful Yvette Cooper) on Newsnight tonight parroting the usual "It is right" that blah blah blah

[AlfredJPruffock]

Tom Booker, chief economist at Donnelly-McPartlin, said: "I think it's important the government commits itself to at least 10 more bail-outs, although I do have one question - where the f**k is all the money coming from?"

Its a damned good question.....

Mr Booker may well be a Chief Economist , however clearly he lacks real-world experience in playing at Monopoly - as gamers will know there is a clear rule which states that :

The Bank can never run out of Money.


Should during the course of a game the Bank discovers it has no more banknotes to issue - then the Banker will simply issue Bank Notes by printing credit notes with denominations accordingly.

See - simple when you think about it.

[Doggy Styles]

I used to joke that Gordon thinks he has a money tree. But actually, he does.

[moorfield]

And no doubt we'll see all the flunkies (led by that godawful Yvette Cooper) on Newsnight tonight parroting the usual "It is right" that blah blah blah

Yup... here we go again...