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    #11
    There's not going to be many orgasms over the next year or so then !!

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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      Hows about faking an entire relationship so you can get a BJ ?

      Further research by men this time indicates that males can fake entire relationships when the dating attractive large breasted women, but do not fake their orgasms.

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        #13

        I doubt that the few quid in the bank and your Swindon ex-council house makes up for you being fat, bald, ugly as sin and having a small todger.

        HTH
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #14
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          I doubt that the few quid in the bank and your Swindon ex-council house makes up for you being fat, bald, ugly as sin and having a small todger.

          HTH
          How do you know it is small? Have you seen it?

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            #15
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            I doubt that the few quid in the bank and your Swindon ex-council house makes up for you being fat, bald, ugly as sin and having a small todger.

            HTH
            I seem to be doing alright - so its not a complete death sentance

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              #16
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              How do you know it is small? Have you seen it?
              I don't have to.
              DP displays classic Small Willy Syndrome in his posts.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #17
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                I don't have to.
                DP displays classic Small Willy Syndrome in his posts.
                I wouldn't call 4 1/2 inches small mate.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                  I seem to be doing alright - so its not a complete death sentance
                  I didn't know you live in Swindon?

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