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I'm definately coming back as a woman
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSpooky. I had just posted that exact sentence on www.boobilicious.comWork in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostCrikey, the guy in that image in the middle has bigger pecs than her boobsPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI really dont like the look of fake boobs, to me they look unnatural/unattractive, like a comic book representation of nature
I mean it's not like admiring their new car is it, when you can have a good look from all angles, and ask about the handling?Comment
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Originally posted by Chugnut View PostA friend of ours had her's done. Is it considered bad form to voice an opinion? I've not made a point of staring at her knockers before (just crafty glances, naturally) so why would it be ok know?
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Originally posted by Chugnut View PostA friend of ours had her's done. Is it considered bad form to voice an opinion? I've not made a point of staring at her knockers before (just crafty glances, naturally) so why would it be ok know?
I mean it's not like admiring their new car is it, when you can have a good look from all angles, and ask about the handling?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI really dont like the look of fake boobs, to me they look unnatural/unattractive, like a comic book representation of natureLast edited by gingerjedi; 16 January 2009, 14:40.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostProbably not polite to voice an opinion unless she asks for one surely...'how are your new breasticles working out for you?' is probably not going to get the best response (nor will asking for a feel).
I remember her talking about how tender they'd been after the op and I had to make a conscious effort to look her straight in the eyes whilst she was talking. At no point could I allow my gaze to lower!
And I certainly couldn't risk looking at her husband either in case he was staring right back at me with a "Just you try it..." expression.
I can't remember how I managed at the time. Uncomfortably, I'd imagine.Comment
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Originally posted by Chugnut View PostMy wife asked how she was getting on with them, whilst her husband and I were also in the room!
I remember her talking about how tender they'd been after the op and I had to make a conscious effort to look her straight in the eyes whilst she was talking. At no point could I allow my gaze to lower!
And I certainly couldn't risk looking at her husband either in case he was staring right back at me with a "Just you try it..." expression.
I can't remember how I managed at the time. Uncomfortably, I'd imagine.
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Originally posted by Chugnut View PostMy wife asked how she was getting on with them, whilst her husband and I were also in the room!
I remember her talking about how tender they'd been after the op and I had to make a conscious effort to look her straight in the eyes whilst she was talking. At no point could I allow my gaze to lower!
And I certainly couldn't risk looking at her husband either in case he was staring right back at me with a "Just you try it..." expression.
I can't remember how I managed at the time. Uncomfortably, I'd imagine.
I feel exactly the same with the girl I know. You showed restraint, sometimes I cannot help it and I have to steal a glance - however not being a man probably helped me get away with itPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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