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    #21
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I bet you say that to all the talk boards!
    Spooky. I had just posted that exact sentence on www.boobilicious.com
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #22
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Spooky. I had just posted that exact sentence on www.boobilicious.com
      Crikey, the guy in that image in the middle has bigger pecs than her boobs
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        #23
        Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
        Crikey, the guy in that image in the middle has bigger pecs than her boobs
        I am giggling my head off here. I made that website name up, being ironic. Didn't occur to me it might be real.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #24
          Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
          I really dont like the look of fake boobs, to me they look unnatural/unattractive, like a comic book representation of nature
          A friend of ours had her's done. Is it considered bad form to voice an opinion? I've not made a point of staring at her knockers before (just crafty glances, naturally) so why would it be ok know?

          I mean it's not like admiring their new car is it, when you can have a good look from all angles, and ask about the handling?

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            #25
            Originally posted by Chugnut View Post
            A friend of ours had her's done. Is it considered bad form to voice an opinion? I've not made a point of staring at her knockers before (just crafty glances, naturally) so why would it be ok know?
            I don’t really know. Perhaps modern etiquette permits a gentleman to say something, but how would you go about it?

            ‘I say, I didn’t recognise you until I looked up at your face.’
            ‘My goodness, you do look younger than the rest of your body.’
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #26
              Originally posted by Chugnut View Post
              A friend of ours had her's done. Is it considered bad form to voice an opinion? I've not made a point of staring at her knockers before (just crafty glances, naturally) so why would it be ok know?

              I mean it's not like admiring their new car is it, when you can have a good look from all angles, and ask about the handling?
              Probably not polite to voice an opinion unless she asks for one surely...'how are your new breasticles working out for you?' is probably not going to get the best response (nor will asking for a feel).
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #27
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                I really dont like the look of fake boobs, to me they look unnatural/unattractive, like a comic book representation of nature
                That may be so but are 'marbles in socks' preferable?
                Last edited by gingerjedi; 16 January 2009, 14:40.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  Probably not polite to voice an opinion unless she asks for one surely...'how are your new breasticles working out for you?' is probably not going to get the best response (nor will asking for a feel).
                  My wife asked how she was getting on with them, whilst her husband and I were also in the room!

                  I remember her talking about how tender they'd been after the op and I had to make a conscious effort to look her straight in the eyes whilst she was talking. At no point could I allow my gaze to lower!

                  And I certainly couldn't risk looking at her husband either in case he was staring right back at me with a "Just you try it..." expression.

                  I can't remember how I managed at the time. Uncomfortably, I'd imagine.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Chugnut View Post
                    My wife asked how she was getting on with them, whilst her husband and I were also in the room!

                    I remember her talking about how tender they'd been after the op and I had to make a conscious effort to look her straight in the eyes whilst she was talking. At no point could I allow my gaze to lower!

                    And I certainly couldn't risk looking at her husband either in case he was staring right back at me with a "Just you try it..." expression.

                    I can't remember how I managed at the time. Uncomfortably, I'd imagine.
                    I find it's best to change the topic of conversation with something like...

                    "Well, my cock extension operation went without a hitch - and all on BUPA too"

                    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Chugnut View Post
                      My wife asked how she was getting on with them, whilst her husband and I were also in the room!

                      I remember her talking about how tender they'd been after the op and I had to make a conscious effort to look her straight in the eyes whilst she was talking. At no point could I allow my gaze to lower!

                      And I certainly couldn't risk looking at her husband either in case he was staring right back at me with a "Just you try it..." expression.

                      I can't remember how I managed at the time. Uncomfortably, I'd imagine.

                      I feel exactly the same with the girl I know. You showed restraint, sometimes I cannot help it and I have to steal a glance - however not being a man probably helped me get away with it
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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