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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostIt'll be a pretty short movie - Plane takes off, a couple of big bangs, and it splashes into the water! Drama over.
Although I suppose they could ham up the human interest side with all the passengers perched on the wings. But they weren't exactly in the middle of nowhere wondering if help would ever arrive.
One person broke both legs so I suppose they can add ten minutes or so by filming in a hospital.
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Originally posted by moorfield View PostAirbustards
How about 'Going down after being hit on by a bird'
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One Flew Into The Cuckoo's Breast.Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostGo on - what will be the name of the movie ? Anyone got any guesses?
Hudson Hawk II.
A River Runs Under it.
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Originally posted by padinka View PostCabin Crew
The other half of the airborne team who put up with the self-loading freight.
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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