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    #41
    I'd join if the freemasons had a rule that all men attendign the meeting had to do it naked ....
    and I could wear my bat girl costume, plus a wip

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      #42
      Originally posted by SandyDown
      I'd join if the freemasons had a rule that all men attendign the meeting had to do it naked ....
      and I could wear my bat girl costume, plus a wip
      That's an excellent suggestion. Where do I sign up???
      Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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        #43
        Originally posted by SandyDown
        I'd join if the freemasons had a rule that all men attendign the meeting had to do it naked ....
        and I could wear my bat girl costume, plus a wip
        I so would volunteer.

        I expect you would soon change your mind about all the men being naked considering some of fat blokes Ive seen going into my local masons meetings.
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #44
          Originally posted by SandyDown
          I'd join if the freemasons had a rule that all men attendign the meeting had to do it naked ....
          and I could wear my bat girl costume, plus a wip
          Right - I'm starting my own lodge: The Sons of Saint Wip-me-Silly.

          SandyDown is running the induction ceremony...

          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #45


            MW The Pro Grand Master The Most Hon. the Marquess of Northampton.

            Bet he loves being spanked.
            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              #46
              Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
              I so would volunteer.

              I expect you would soon change your mind about all the men being naked considering some of fat blokes Ive seen going into my local masons meetings.
              LG is a secret freemason

              Nothing wrong with a room full of fat naked men. Good to see those hairy red bellies covered in jam and whipped with nettles.
              Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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                #47
                Originally posted by WageSlave
                LG is a secret freemason
                Sorry mate, but I dont meet the entrance criteria. You have to believe in "a supreme being" which I take to mean a god figure. You may not have noticed some of my arguments with Chickentulip, but I do not have that luxury.
                I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                The original point and click interface by
                Smith and Wesson.

                Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
                  Sorry mate, but I dont meet the entrance criteria. You have to believe in "a supreme being" which I take to mean a god figure. You may not have noticed some of my arguments with Chickentulip, but I do not have that luxury.
                  So you take a Supreme Being to be a God Type character....

                  Maybe it could be something that you don't fully comprehend... Not that you have to...

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
                    I would like to join, any offers please ?
                    Alfie, Scottish or York Rite?

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by SupremeSpod
                      So you take a Supreme Being to be a God Type character....

                      Maybe it could be something that you don't fully comprehend... Not that you have to...
                      Ah!!!
                      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                      The original point and click interface by
                      Smith and Wesson.

                      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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