Originally posted by voron
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Sadly not. But there is a 'porn' site featuring female geeks.Originally posted by The Late, Great JCComment
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That's the strategy #127 bis. Play the role of the attention seeking child, all women with a strong maternal attitude won't be able to resist. Show that you are useless without her. On purpose, show her how better life is with her and how she helps you at every simple thing in life. Tell her that you don't know how to find the shop, if she can help you decide which sandwich is better - although you know perfectly what's better for you, let her think that you depend on her. Even if you had attention from many other girls, don't let your partner notice that and pretend that you can't have another one if she leaves you.Originally posted by The Late, Great JCSteady Voron, you're interrupting the Rebecca Loos <---> Francko Love In.
It's the only chance Francko has of "talking" to the opposite sex.
This one is for free only for JC.
p.s. becca, yes sorry I miscalculated, not really 50 but something around 60, however I calculate a premium for the loss of career opportunity in those numbersI've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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thats my line!Originally posted by The Late, Great JCSA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Franco, that worked at 15, but it won't work at 36. You need to be strong, moody and successful. Go for the Mourinho look.
Personally, I plan to look like Stalin by the time I hit 30.Comment
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Francko, a piece of advice, don't take relationship tips from Niall...Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
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Mourinho is a perfect example of my strategy. He looks like a loser, doesn't he? Now, he is a very strong and successful man. But he doesn't act like he is. That's the perfect combination. What a woman would want more? A strong and great man with a mild look of a child to protect?Originally posted by voron
Ahhh, I see... you are an arsenal fan like Mordac. Oh well, sorry about that.I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Originally posted by Francko
Francko Is Niall and I claim my £5Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
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Francko....
Eh? Arsenal fan? How very dare you! I am a Chelsea fan and proud of it!
How does Mourinho look like a loser???
Btw, I see you are a Lazio fan. Sorry about that. Maybe you should support Milan, eh?Comment
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Aaaarrggggggggggggghhhh Lazio fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by voron
Step outside!
I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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