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    #11
    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    The quotation in question was a wee extract from a Robert Palmer song.

    A writer takes his pen
    To write the words again
    All is fair in love
    Loves a crazy game
    Two people vow to stay
    In love as one they say

    But all is changed with time
    The future none can see

    The road you leave behind
    Ahead lies mystery

    But all is fair in love
    I had to go away

    A writer takes his pen
    To write the words again
    That all in love is fair

    But all in war is so cold
    You either win or lose

    When all is put away
    The losing side Ill play
    But all is fair in love

    A writer takes his pen
    To write the words again
    That all in love is fair

    A writer takes his pen
    To write the words again
    That all in love is fair
    NSS?
    (I knew that, just as you know that Love & Sex are different things).

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      #12
      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
      Sex is part of your programming. Free will? Yeah, right...
      Willie.
      If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.

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        #13
        Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
        Sex is part of your programming. Free will? Yeah, right...
        I never mix sex and programming. The keyboard would get sticky.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #14
          It would have been more interesting to have a public poll
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            #15
            I am married. So (boring) sex every once in a while...but usually the wife yells at me the following day, so a high price to pay.
            McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
            Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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              #16
              Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
              I am married. So (boring) sex every once in a while...but usually the wife yells at me the following day, so a high price to pay.
              She's probably yelling at you because she's wondering where you were the night before
              Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                #17
                I'm just addicted to expensive hookers.
                ǝןqqıʍ

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                  It would have been more interesting to have a public poll
                  I checked that before I voted
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                    #19
                    I'm really looking forward to the day when I'm not interested in sex any more. I'll have so much spare time it will be ridiculous.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by dang65 View Post
                      I'm really looking forward to the day when I'm not interested in sex any more. I'll have so much spare time it will be ridiculous.

                      When you get to my age...and you've never had any good sex...it all becomes clear.
                      McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
                      Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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