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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostIt's amazing how many highly paid media types, comedians and writers are Labour luviesComment
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Wasn't John Major's dad a circus clown?
Son of a gypo to prime minister, you couldn't make it upThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostSo aged 20 he buys a couple of banking books and by the age of 22 he's an exec at Standard CharteredAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostWasn't John Major's dad a circus clown?
Think he was a trapeze artist.Comment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostThink he was a trapeze artist.
I remember a sketch from (I think) the Comedy Store Presents some years back, with Major visiting the circus to tell his dad that he was Foreign Secretary, then a couple of weeks later Chancellor, then a couple of weeks later PM.
"Can't hold on to a job, can you son?" comes the response.Comment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostMost definitely.
In fact, I'm beginning to wonder if anyone other than Gordon Brown had been chancellor we'd have been far better off, even another Labour MP. It's as if Brown's every action was intended to sabotage the economy for future generations.
However, John Major semi-f**ked the economy over the ERM.
The ERM is a minor blip compared to today's ills inflicted by HMG. It also had a beneficial side-effect which has been to scare Brown etc from joining the Euro. The ERM failure cost us 7 Billion pounds, but next year's EU membership will cost us many times that, and of course many of New Lie's failures are vastly more expensive.Comment
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Originally posted by Cyberman View PostThe ERM is a minor blip compared to today's ills inflicted by HMG. It also had a beneficial side-effect which has been to scare Brown etc from joining the Euro. The ERM failure cost us 7 Billion pounds, but next year's EU membership will cost us many times that, and of course many of New Lie's failures are vastly more expensive.
I guess it was Lawson's earlier big tax giveaway that kicked off the boom/bust. The ERM came on top, like the wren on the eagle's shoulders.Comment
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I heard Lawson talking about the whole ERM thing a while back and it's actuall cost was not that high. Yes they spent billions propping up the pound but when the dust settled they just sold it again so they recouped the vast majority of what they spent. Also the thing was flawed. The rules stated that they had to do what they did and because Labour supported the ERM also, they would have done exactly the same given the same set of circumstances.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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